Thought this was super funny!
The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look - What is your secret ?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you ?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
tooo funny!
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