Spanish words of the day!

The English teacher (Sally) asked Pepito to use the following words in a sentence and these were his replies:


1. Cheese : Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom: When all of my family gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder: My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas: My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July: Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'

7. Rectum: I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez: One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair: We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop: My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash: I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

15. Green, Pink, Yellow: When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'